i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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