just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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