He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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