I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
please don't ironically join a cult
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