i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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