who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
me + whiskey = a bad person
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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