Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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