imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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