Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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