New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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