U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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