I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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