i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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