id be glad to
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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