mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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