this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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