Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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