this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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