I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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