she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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