you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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