i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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