If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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