Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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