Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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