I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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