I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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