Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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