this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
