Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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