Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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