3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Someone came in the potted fern
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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