I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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