So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
