How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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