are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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