You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
