Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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