quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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