For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
