Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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