it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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