I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
