Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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