What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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