if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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