it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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