did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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