No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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