Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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