Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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