As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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