guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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